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4/13/2015 10:52:22 PM
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*stands up on a rock and begins speaking through shoulder mounted speakers* FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS ALL CRIME, INCLUDING MURDER, IS LEAGAL. HAVE A NICE FÛCKING DAY.
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*Downloads emulators with games I never owned*
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Hehe. I want in.
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"Dude look at this. It's metroid. Main character actually looks kinda like Minerva without the super suit." "I wonder if Genesis surgery could give her a supersuit like this..."
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Duuude. Thats gotta work.
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Murder you say? Comms: Jams, meet me at the entrance. And bring a weapon.
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I believe that is a challenge. Im gonna record this. *hits button on head and walks over to the entrance*
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Comms: Why? Do I finally get to shoot you? I'm on the way! *Hastily makes way to entrance*
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*stands looking at landscape* *Grimm sits at leg* Ready? We finally settle this. *turns to face*
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*Looks at you* I thought we settled this? You get 40 percent of the company, I get 60.
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WHAT! *unsheathes sword* IT WAS 50/50 YOU BASTARD! *runs at*
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*Rolls out of the way* Woah, you know CQC isn't my forte! *Throws knife at*
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*catches knife* But it is mine. *slash at with sword*
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*I sidestep, but it makes contact with hand* Why don't you stand 50 feet away, and see how things turn out, then? *Draws sidearm*
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*throws knife toward gun* But long range isn't my forte. *activates adrenaline injectors* *movements speed up*
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*Feigns injury and purposely falls to the ground* *I say in a fairly sarcastic tone* Oh no.... Whatever shall I do?
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*stops moving* Grimm. *Grimm stands alert* Fetch. *Grimm charges at*
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*Watches Grimm* *Barrel rolls away from it, hops up, and kicks the bastard*
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*glares at* That.Was.A.Mistake. *steps once* *disappears* *reappears 5 feet in front of* *slashes sword*
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*Is slashed in the shoulder by the sword* *I then thrown a punch at your face*
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*flies backward from punch* *wipes face* Nice hook you got there. *drops sword* Fine. We can settle this bare handed. *rushes then swings*
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/14/2015 1:28:52 AMI only hope I can say the same. *Rushes at you, as well, but is stopped by your swing* *I crack my neck* I guess I can say the same. *I rush at you again*
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*swings left* *then right* *then left again* *breathes heavily* Give up yet?
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You guys are such lightweights. *flexes arms*
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*Coughs* *Shakes head, exasperated* *Kicks your shin*
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*grabs leg* Cheap Shot! *trips you backwards* *slams fist down in stomach*
