Take me to wherever the -blam!- they launch the nukes, I want to...
[quote]Burn the world. Burn it all.[/quote]
[spoiler]Hey Julie it's me Carl the Thrall, I just got my heart broken so now I'm that Knight in the Cosmodrone that everyone hates[/spoiler]
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*goes to pm to verify this information*
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What the hell ' s pm?
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Private messaging ... ... And yes, now i belive you. [spoiler]who broke your heart? Wanna talk about it?[/spoiler]
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Nah, it's alright. I rather just destroy the world [spoiler]Out of all seriousness, I'm fine. I'm pretty much over it. Crying and slaughtering people in GTA helps.[/spoiler]
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Well, killing people with the taxi is fun... here, take 'er for a spin? *scoots to passenger seat*
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Oh yeah! It's murderin time!
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*fastens swat belt* Ohh.. i almost forgot *pulls hose from behind your seat, stabs you behind your neck* There... whatever you imagine is possible with this taxi. Your mind communicates with it now. It can become whatever you want, as long as i agree with it.
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WTF!?
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Now drive!
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*teleports me inside* What the -blam!- happened?
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Hey ^-^ you ready?!?
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READY FOR WHAT!?
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To pay me mutha -blam!-a!!! *begins punching your face in* you think you can just run away without paying?!?!?!?! Give me my money!!
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*nose breaks* *pulls out detonator* Say hello to gamerhi459 for me, would ya? *everyone inside of taxi incinerates*
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*rolls eyes* Pay me!
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*already dead*
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*with wallet burnt up*
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This cab is starting to be my main source of pain.