I make a 20 slide power point and pitch it to the titan about how he should kill off Eren and make Mikasa the new protagonist to keep the plot from being so bad. After he kills Eren, I tell him that he needs to exit the titan body in order to fill out paperwork. When he come out the sign the forms, I stab him in the back of the neck with the pen and laugh evilly as he slowly bleeds to death.