[quote]I'm the taxi driver... Where are you going? [spoiler]^-^[/spoiler][/quote] [opens taxi cab door] You: where to? Me: 🎵take me home tonite 🎵 You: !?!...ummm [i rudely interrupt] Me: I'm a roamer, the open road's my only home. You: wait?!!!? What? Me: i love puppies You: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT??!? Me: Twizzlers. You: ARE YOU ON DRUGS!!? Me: *sniffs cab window* This reminds me of my Aunt Shelia... *you slam on brakes, then turns to me in utter confusion* Me: ... You: *sighs then continues to drive again* {15 seconds later} Me: here's my stop! You: What??!? We're going 88mph and we're in the middle of nowhere!!!??? Me: *opens cab door and barrel rolls into the distance* MORAL OF THE STORY: Batman!!!!