Man walks in. Sees box on table Picks up the phone Calls 911 "911 what's your emergency?" "Ma'am there's a box here, idk where it came from or what's in it. What do I do?" 911 operator holds phone up to anis and farts.. Then hangs up the phone Man sits down and turns on his xbox He hears a noise behind him and turns around The box is gone "Wtf??" Man looks back at the tv and the box is on the coffee table in front of him Man calls therapist "This is doctor smith what do u need?" "I think I'm going crazy" "Just open the damn box!" Hangs up Man thinks Man goes to sleep Dreams about the box being open Wakes up and the box is open Inside is picture of Samuel L. Jackson teabagging him in his sleep Man calls therapist