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*loaf is cut into slices of bread*
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*a tear runs down loafs face*
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*grabs toaster, connects it, gets 2 slices, shoves em into toaster*
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*loafs face speaks to you* I-I am finally complete...
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*begins toasting*
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*loaf dies*
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*butters em*
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*loaf reappears attached to your booty*
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Damn it
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*loaf continues to stare*
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*stabs em*
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*you stab your booty in the process*
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Ouch! Damn it! ! *sits down*
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Mmmmmmmm
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Damn! *stands up* Get off!
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*loaf speaks* I'm not leaving til I get all dat booty
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My husband's gonna kill you
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*loaf stares* [spoiler](☞゚ヮ゚)☞Ayyyy lmao[/spoiler]
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He's bound to see this you know
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*loaf grins* I'm pretty sure you get a lot of people after your booty... [spoiler](☞゚ヮ゚)☞Ayyyy lmao[/spoiler]
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*rips loaf off my ass, stabs em repeatedly*
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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
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*shoves bits into preheated oven*
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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞Ayyyy. || ( •-•)>||
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