...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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"Do you wanna build a snowman"
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Play Mario Kart
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"Wanna smash"? *pulls out keyboard to play smash bros*
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Want some hot chocolate ? *sips hot chocolate*
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Mom wat are you doing?
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Stop standing there get on your knees!
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Edited by StiffChewy: 5/12/2015 11:52:23 PMCall Paul Blart mall cop to run this kid over with his Segway
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Edited by xWaQaS19: 5/12/2015 11:09:45 PM[i][/i]
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Check if she have da booty if not run
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You want some fuk?
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When your trying to sleep but cant because enemies are near by[spoiler]fallout joke[/spoiler]
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Study the face to see if it is a person named Sparkles
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Scream, grab my collection of knifes and get to work :))))))))))))
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Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him [i]Shia LeBeouf[/i]
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Good thing I sleep with a knife cuz I'm probably a paranoid schizophrenic
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Wow. I guess what goes around, [i]does[/i] come back around.
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Grab the gut knife off my nightstand and slash his throat
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Grab the glock above my head on the bed frame.
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show him my Chiappa Rhino that lives under my pillow
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Would you want to join me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Say "I'm the goddamn Batman, what the hell are you doing? Do you WANT to have your fingernails sticking out of your kneecaps?
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Tell them to finish quick and leave the money on the dresser. Then try to fall back asleep.
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Scream for sure
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If stranger is a male: Stare for a few seconds, then try to hit him in the balls and run for my knife. Stab him in the gut a few times and call 911. If stranger is a female: Slide over and go to sleep.
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Pray to God that it is the wife he promised me and have sex with her. I would have really freaky sex. What about you?
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Scream "Let the mating begin!" and tackle them.