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Edited by Punished:
4/5/2015 6:13:05 PM
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I shot shrek last night
The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge dildo and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I drilled him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like shrek. Although, the costume looked too realistic. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big bump im his pants and was hiding stuff in people's anuses. I think he was a terrorist. "terrorist"
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Its never ogre
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Edited by Der Großmann: 4/6/2015 3:58:37 AM
Started a new topic: I shot Tinky Winky last night(6 Replies))
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Edited by Nate: 4/6/2015 4:18:00 AMYou -blam!-ed up somewhere, I just gotta find where... After extensive searching, I have found it. You just killed Emma Lahana's only enemy. You idiot.
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1 ReplyBut did you shoot the deputy?
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It ain't ogre yet! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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OH SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO OSCAR PISTORIUS' GIRLFREIND!
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1 ReplyIn the arse with your dick? Is that what this is about?
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Don't believe him he's on crack. Look at his name! XD
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He is alive, somewhere... [i]it not ogre it's never ogre[/i]
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Picks of it didn't happen... Picks plz!
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I'm his pants
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YOUR A HERO TO [i]THE GRAND ARMY OF EMMA LAHANA™[/i] \o/
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Shrek is love, shrek is life.
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ha[spoiler]k[/spoiler]
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*sniff sniff* [spoiler]I smell heresy...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Alpha : 4/5/2015 10:41:27 PMDid he fill your butt with love?
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As in terring your anus? Get it? Terrorist but shrek has a... Nevermind
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10 Replies[i]Ogres never die, they're just missing in action...[/i]
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You should sue him :D
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Liar and slave!
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You can never kill Shrek. He'll simply use Shrekiance and haunt you
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[quote]The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge dildo and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I drilled him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like shrek. Although, the costume looked too realistic. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big bump im his pants and was hiding stuff in people's anuses. I think he was a terrorist. "terrorist"[/quote] As I watch Shrek the Third right now...
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It's funny when I scroll down and see this directly under op's post in recent
