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4/3/2015 10:54:12 PM
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*alarm sounds in the distance*
*flys through the windshield carrying a bag*
*throws you a bar of solid gold*
Drive!
English
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*drives*
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*comes by in a cop car* Sir! Please pull over your vehicle
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*doesn't pull over*[spoiler]Cause I'm a girl[/spoiler]
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Miss! Please pull over your vehicle!
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FOK DA POLICE!!!
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*You hear a helicopter overhead* "OPEN FIRE"
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*bulletproof shield activates over taxi*
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*helicopter fearlessly crash lands into cab*
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*helicopter explodes*
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*bullets pop cab's tires*
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*gel in tires fills bullet holes*
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*puts on a jet pack* *flys away* I'm out of here!
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*chases you down and shoots your jetpack and your leg*
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*falls onto the highway* You'll never catch me now muahahaha! *gets run over by truck* *dies*
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*sleeping on the sidewalk*
