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4/3/2015 8:21:23 PM
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I have a new weapon named pandora
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And? Anything else.
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Ginger is still a bastard
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Okay. So... Want a taco? :3
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Maybe I don't know
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Come on... Please?
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Fine you persistent pup *i explode into flames and reappear in my human form behind you and lightly shove you*
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Okay. Now eat it. *Gives taco*
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*takes the taco and eats it* So what it tastes a little better than what I normally eat but not much *places pandora on the ground and sits in a chair and goes to sleep* Don't open it I'm serious
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How can you not instantly think its the best thing in the universe.. Don't open eh? *Opens*
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*there is a blinding light inside I jump up and slam it closed* WHAT THE HELL YOU ALMOST KILLED EVERYONE
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How? :3 *Attempts to open again*
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STOP IT NOW *I push you away from pandora and pick it up* THAT LIGHT IS THE VERY ESSENCE THAT WAS INSIDE PANDORAS JAR WHEN YOU OPENED IT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED EVERYONE IN SECONDS
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.... Kewl.
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You know what *slams pandora on the ground and it turns into a Gatling gun* If you keep messing with pandora I'll use it on you
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... Okay.
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*pandora turns back into a briefcase and I throw it to you* So do you want to open it now
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Yes. *Starts opening*
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*closes it* Nothing's even in there so stop...oh yeah I never taught you my trick
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Okay then. Teach me!
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Sure let me see your katana first
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Okay.. *Takes out later Katana and gives you it* So.. What are you going to do to it?
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Hmm it's not strong enough hold on *i cut open my arm and drip blood on your katana* There now it should hold let's see *i slowly draw your katana 2 inches out of the sheath and the chair falls in half*
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WAIT WHAT HOW! Tell me what you did to it before I err.. Touch it.
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It's simple if you can use your energy to speed up the blade it's almost invisible. when I draw it I was actually putting it back into the sheath
