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4/3/2015 6:23:16 PM
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[spoiler]The toast is ready. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]We have the envelope.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The courier is ready.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]What are we waiting for?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the perfect timing[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Dammit.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Very well.[/spoiler]
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You jelly
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[spoiler]Yes. [/spoiler] [spoiler]I want the toast/envelope method to commence immediately.[/spoiler]
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I know and I want to crush someone's skull but I can't
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[spoiler]*Hands someone's skull*[/spoiler] [spoiler]There you go.[/spoiler]
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Thank you *the skull explodes into shards when I crush it and some bone dust is left in my hand then I lick it off*
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[spoiler]...[/spoiler] [spoiler]You're a strange one, indeed.[/spoiler]
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Not as strange as this briefcase I have *i hold out a demonic briefcase* You don't want to open it believe me
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[spoiler]I won't.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 4/3/2015 6:43:08 PMAlright *I set the briefcase down and put my foot on it and accidentally open it all you can see is a blinding light inside* Damn it not again *I tip and slam the briefcase shut with my foot in a very panicked motion* That was close
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[spoiler]Err...[/spoiler] [spoiler]What's that?[/spoiler]
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If I left it open any longer every living thing in front of me would have been destroyed that's why I named it Pandora
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[spoiler]...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Keep it closed.[/spoiler]
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You haven't even see the best part *i lift pandora over my shoulder and it opens into a rocket launcher* Believe me it gets better
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/3/2015 6:54:46 PM[spoiler]Go on.[/spoiler]
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*i flick my wrist and pandora turns into a three bladed throwing star then I slam it onto the ground and it turns into a Gatling gun then back into it's original form* There is one other thing it has but I'll save that for later
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[spoiler]Err...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Well...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Where did you get that?[/spoiler]
