Not sure if I'd like to be one, just wondering.
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Came in here expecting claims of sexual favors. Was not disappointed.
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Fellatio.
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Suck more dick than Recon. Only then can you begin your journey into Ninjaism.
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One does not simply become a ninja
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Bungie asks you if you want to be one. If you say yes they put you through rigorous training, and if you pass that you are forced to end the lives of anyone close to you so that you cannot be blackmailed into following orders from anyone but Bungie and their Code Of Conduct.
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Suck a lot of dick
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Through rigorous training in stealth and combat.