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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Grab the box and blind fold it. Take the box to a dark dirty room where the integration will start. I keep screaming at the box "what are your contents". The box defiantly just sits there. Unmoving and unfeeling. I throw the box down on a board were its strapped down. I start to water board the box for 5 minutes sessions for over an hour but the box must be water proof. All the while I keep screaming about its contents. I tell the men outside the door "bring me the blow torch and some pliers". The box just sits there without a care in the world. I tell the men "screw the blow torch, bring me the fishing wire and the skinning knife". The box starts breaking apart slowly as if it knows exactly whats about to happen. I tell the box one thing before i start "have you ever heard of abstract art, its fun to make and with card board. You get be really creative due to how you cut, flay, and bend it." The box just breaks down and finally shows what it held all this time.

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