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4/1/2015 6:29:17 PM
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*drives*
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*Muliple black cars and SUVs start chasing the taxi* *They start firing*
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Hey!! HEY!!! *pedal to the metal*
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*They ram the taxi* *I return fire* They refuse to back down...
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*activates hover super nova form* Hang on tight
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*A green light shoots from the headlights of of the lead car* *It scans the taxi and takes the same form*
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*blasts off into space*
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*Lead car follows into space*
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Take the wheel!! *moves to passenger seat*
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*Takes the wheel*
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*turns into gargoyle, jumps out and lands on the hood*
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*Driver of the car brings up machine guns from the hood* *They focus on you and fire*
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*jumps up, lands behind it, rips it off the car* Oh look, now i have access inside the car! *smiles and reaches in through hole left by the machine gun*
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*Driver shoots your hand with a gun so powerful it blows your hand off*
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*he obviously misses, i grab em by the neck, choke em to death, and jump back into the taxi*
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Thank you. Now to Disneyworld.
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You're welcome. *drives you to disneyworld*
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*Leaves* [spoiler]*without paying*[/spoiler] [spoiler]JK[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Gives wad of unmarked bills*[/spoiler]
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*slits your throat* [spoiler]jk[/spoiler][spoiler]thank you[/spoiler]
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*Assassinates for destroying my legendary engram*
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Edited by Slimbingi: 4/1/2015 9:00:14 PM
