It seems that Bungie will not keep their tradition of an April Fools joke this year, probably because it would either be over the head of or totally believed by Destiny's core audience. (That means you, desticles) But in fact, they've already tricked you all into an embarrassingly shallow grind-fest devoid of any meaningful story, or reason to play. That's right, Destiny is the real joke.
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They have done a little something to your guardian on the website, probably the app too.