These are actually rather fun to write. Here's some more :D I hear Chuck Norris scared the Archon Priest right back into his cell. Instead of "We've woken the Hive!!!", when Chuck Norris first opens the Temple of Crota, his ghost shouts, "KNOCK KNOCK MO--blam!-AS, OPEN YO MOUTH, CUZ HERE IT COMES!!" Chuck Norris didn't need an eye of the gatelord. He went up to the entrance to the Heart of the Black Garden, and kicked in the door. Thorn bullets cause Chuck Norris to regenerate health. The same thing is also true of Poison Clouds and Vestige Circles. Chuck Norris was the first person to solo Crota's End using only his left cheek, and right elbow. Chuck Norris enters a game of Iron Banner at level 11, and finishes in first place. He also has the IB helmet. This is Chuck Norris' vault: https://www.bungie.net/pubassets/36740/vault_biggest.jpg