>take socks off feet >get stick of butter >rub butter between toes > make sure toes are slick >creatively rub butter on box (using toes) >sniff box >box will feel uncomfortable >box will try and move away >wtfitsabox.jpg >ants will smell butter >ants will proceed to lick toes >stick ant covered toes by box >ants will praise the soggy butter box >be proud >get beaker of bleach >poor the beaker on ant covered box >ants be ded >kek >soggy bleach box is smelly >proceed to put box in washing machine >box is box >box is cardboard >box rips apart >success >box=open[spoiler]kinda[/spoiler]