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Edited by valdezian: 6/18/2015 4:23:46 AM
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Chuck Norris has the ability to equip as many exotics as he wants, but chooses not to. Chuck Norris revives his ghost when it dies, and opens doors for it before any enemies arrive. Chuck Norris cannot farm "The Dark Beyond". When the door opens there are no hive to be found. The Fallen do not mind when Chuck Norris borrows their pikes. When asked if he thinks that he can kill a god, Chuck Norris just looks at his ghost and it explodes. The cryptarch always gives Chuck Norris an exotic item from his legendary engrams, he promptly breaks all of them down because he doesn't need them. Xur shows up two days a week to give Chuck Norris all his strange coins. Thorn is currently creating a forum petition about Chuck Norris, because he is too OP. Chuck Norris once beat Crota to death with a green engram. The "Boomers" never come out when Chuck Norris does Crota's End. Thralls try to jump back into the pits during the lamp maze while Chuck Norris is there, but cannot due to the weight of Chuck Norris. I once asked Chuck Norris if he needed the chalice, he roundhoused my titan so hard that I had to create a new one. Chuck Norris once one-shotted me with Necrochasm. Chuck Norris solo's all the nightfalls with only the husk of the pit. When Chuck Norris does the Vault of Glass, he gives Atheon chatterwhite. When Chuck Norris plays PVP, the K/D column is replaced with a special column labeled K. edit: The Prison of Elders was completely obliterated this week when Chuck Norris reached Skolas with the Brawler modifier active.
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