I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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A gorgon once stared at Chuck Norris, it immediately died. Chuck Norris doesnt want a gjallahorn, the gjallerhorn wants Chuck Norris. Atheon wears a relic to protect itself from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beat Crota with one beard fist punch. Chuck Norris stole Eris Morn's third eye. Chuck Norris stole the plot line of Destiny. Chuck Norris is the only thng that can kill Destiny. Want more?