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originally posted in: Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
3/30/2015 10:26:21 PM
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The last word is not an exotic, it's Chuck Norris's right hook! Chuck Norris eats Kellogg's Nova Bombs for breakfast. Chuck Norris doesn't get booted from destiny, he boots the animals! The cryptarch turned a green into a yellow when he saw it was Chuck Norris.
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