-Chuck Norris can do patrol missions on the sun. -Chuck Norris can open the timestream with a roundhouse kick and send Atheon into the portal. Atheon gets lost in the dark corners of time. -If Crota dares to move to the right before he dies, Chuck Norris just points and says "Go back." Crota immediately returns to center and kneels. "Sorry, sir." -Chuck Norris does not sprint up the stairs in the thrallway. He walks. Slowly. The shriekers shoot confetti. -Chuck Norris can mark the oracles for negation. -Chuck Norris uses the blink-roundhouse combo. As a titan. -If you shoot Chuck Norris with an icebreaker, you explode. -When Chuck Norris gets teleported Atheon goes blind. -All of the bounties Chuck Norris picks up have an extra sentence: "Or be Chuck Norris." -He can turn his bounties in from orbit. -Chuck Norris has four 32s. On PC. [spoiler]Sorry if some of these were thought of already, I can't read them all! xD[/spoiler]