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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesChuck Norris solo'd the entire story at Level 1 while playing on the Heroic Level 30 Impossible difficulty. Chuck Norris can solo the VoG without the use of Sunsinger. Thralls run away form Chuck Norris when he runs the Abyss. Chuck Norris is the new fourth class. In Destiny 2 it'll be Hunter, Titan, Warlock, and Norris. The Norris class doesn't need sub-classes. Chuck Norris doesn't use his super because if he did it would kill us all. Chuck Norris doesn't have a jump ability, he flies. No need for a Sparrow either. Chuck Norris' ship is the Deathstar. Chuck Norris is actually the Traveler and the Darkness. The entire war is just an inner battle he's fighting within himself. lol
