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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Lård: 3/30/2015 6:33:19 PMChuck Norris once threw a grenade, we call it the sun. Chuck Norris sent Atheon to the dark corners of time Chuck Norris drives Carl Sagan's ship of imagination and he can steer in orbit The Gorgons run away from Chuck Norris The Speaker and the Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris Megamanexe is a student of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can equip all exotics at the same time Chuck Norris beat VOG and CE on a pike wielding the sword of Crota and the Relic of Kabr as a shield. The Cabal destroys planets that are in the way of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris raised Randal the Vandal as an orphan. And last but not least [spoiler]The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris[/spoiler]
