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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by KDP Elite: 3/30/2015 5:24:57 PMChuck pulled Phobos closer to Mars while on vacation to get a better view during the Golden age and now everyone blames The Cabal. Oryx built shrines to pray to chuck for victory in conquest and has resulted in the hive taking thousands of worlds their crucible record is currently 1201-0. Servitors were originally a pristine white until Sepiks gave chuck a No land beyond as a reward... The Traveler main mission is to revive Chuck Norris. The Iron Lords want chuck Norris melee abilities nerfed or nothing. Chuck once launched his first super which left the basin we see today as Twilight Gap. Chuck once got into a fight with an Fallen Kell during the Golden age now all of The Fallen must drink their food through a straw what we see today as ether sups. Urzok the Hated is Chuck's Cousin. Fallen walkers get up and runaway in a comical fashion when Chuck joins public events.
