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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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every time Chuck Norris starts a strike, he wins immediately because the enemy forfeits. Chuck Norris once bet the speaker he could win against anyone without using a gun, so he attached a plastic knife to a toy pulse rifle and invented the crucible after he massacred countless guardians, that gun is now on display in a museum know as the Red Death. lord Shaxx wears a fur scarf made out of Chuck Norris's pubes because they are bullet proof. Chuck Norris can pick up weapons from enemies hes killed. Chuck Norris got all current and future DLC as well as sequel titles for free.
