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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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When Chuck Norris wakes the Archon Priest, he stays in his cell. Chuck Norris can will Atheon of the ledge....post patch. Chuck Norris does not wait for cut scenes. Chuck Norris has already beaten House of Wolves The Arena Raid.... on Hard. Chuck Norris does not wear armor, it is weaker than his skin. Chuck Norris cannot use fireborn, the game cannot process this because he cannot be killed. All of Chuck Norris' enemies cry orb tears upon death. Chuck Norris LIKES Omnigul Nightfalls with arc burn.
