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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • The Hive woke Chuck Norris. Thankfully, Chuck Norris was not the failsafe. Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with a Gorgon. When Chuck Norris sings, Oracles cease to exist. Before RNGesus can give any guardian a Gjallarhorn, he must first seek the approval of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wipes his ass with banners made of iron. Chuck Norris does not build super. Super builds Chuck. Chuck Norris regains health when shot by Red Death or Suros. If you look closely you'll notice that Gjallarhorn does not actually fire rockets. It fires Chuck Norris turds. [spoiler]I know, these are terrible.[/spoiler]

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