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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Nassy: 3/30/2015 2:46:00 AMChuck Norris is the reason why the Exo stranger doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a gorgon and won. The Vault of Glass is actually the inside of chuck Norris's closet. When chuck Norris is around, Crota gets the presence of Chuck which makes him instantly die. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a vex goblin, thus the timestream was created. In the abyss, the thralls get weight of Norris. Chuck Norris created oryx as a science project in 2nd grade. The traveler is actually chuck Norris' long lost bouncy ball. Chuck Norris Is the reason why the hive were awoken. Chuck Norris once soloed VoG hard mode. Chick Norris once urinated on a scooter and made a sparrow. Chuck Norris found a crux of Crota by killing Crota on normal mode. That's all I can think of for now. Hope you guys like them :)
