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3/28/2015 2:15:17 PM
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*a brown paper bag is sitting in front of the door* *it's on fire*
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...you threw a bag full of shit on fire in front of a pyromaniac. Classic. *absorbs flames* Ah shit, that still smells like shit, even in fire! *gets drones to extract bag with tractor beams* *throws bag at you*
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*the bag was empty* *you turn around to find a shit on the floor inside the dojo*
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...Well shit. Well player you bugger, well played. *drones attempt to extract shit from floor* *begins bagging it*
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*it is acid shit* *dissolves drones, eats through floorboards*
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Okay, now that's just vandalism. *sends hazmat droids to clean up* *fires stasis at shit to slow down corrosion*
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Edited by Ben: 3/28/2015 2:39:49 PM*the shit fuses with your stasis module and works faster.*
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*slaps you lightly* Here's a pooperscooper. Clean it up.
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*is nowhere to be seen, fgt*
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Well, at least I got the slap off. I'm goin back to bed.
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*there is a fresh dookie in your bed*
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*sleeps under the Sakura tree in the courtyard*
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*dookie? Dookie.*
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Go back to invader zim Kek.
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[spoiler]would you prefer a room with a moose?[/spoiler]
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NOOOOOO
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[spoiler]thought so[/spoiler]
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