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Edited by Engrapadora: 3/26/2015 8:07:41 AM
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Have a disease or medical problem? I'll actually try to help

I'm not a doctor and I have no medical experience, but I saw a thread like this and I wanted to help people too. Post your problem here and I'll give you my best medical advice.

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  • I dont like horse. That a problem?

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  • K. Here's the diseases I have Anotia Anthrax Appendicitis Apraxia Argyria Arthritis Aseptic meningitis Asthenia Asthma Astigmatism Atherosclerosis Athetosis Atrophy Bacterial meningitis Beriberi Botulism Breast cancer Bronchitis Brucellosis Bubonic plague Bunion Calculi Campylobacter infection Cancer Candidiasis Carbon monoxide poisoning Celiacs disease Cerebral palsy Chagas disease Chalazion Chancroid Chavia Congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis Cherubism Chickenpox Chlamydia Chlamydia trachomatis Cholera Chordoma Chorea Chronic fatigue syndrome Circadian rhythm sleep disorder Coccidioidomycosis Colitis Common cold Condyloma Congestive heart disease Coronary heart disease Cowpox Cretinism Crohn's Disease Dengue Diabetes mellitus Diphtheria Dehydration Ear infection Ebola Encephalitis Emphysema Epilepsy Erectile dysfunctions Fibromyalgia Foodborne illness Gangrene Gastroenteritis Genital herpes GERD Goitre Gonorrhea Heart disease Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hepatitis C Hepatitis D Hepatitis E Histiocytosis (Childhood Cancer) HIV Human papillomavirus Huntington's disease Hypermetropia Hyperopia Hyperthyroidism Hypothyroid Hypotonia Impetigo Infertility Influenza Interstitial cystitis Iritis Iron-deficiency anemia Irritable bowel syndrome Ignious Syndrome Jaundice Keloids Kuru Kwashiorkor Laryngitis Lead poisoning Legionellosis Leishmaniasis Leprosy Leptospirosis Listeriosis Leukemia Lice Loiasis Lung cancer Lupus erythematosus Lyme disease Lymphogranuloma venereum Lymphoma Mad cow disease Malaria Marburg fever Measles Melanoma Melioidosis Metastatic cancer Ménière's disease Meningitis Migraine Mononucleosis Multiple myeloma Multiple sclerosis Mumps Muscular dystrophy Myasthenia gravis Myelitis Myoclonus Myopia Myxedema Morquio Syndrome Mattticular syndrome Mononucleosis Neoplasm Non-gonococcal urethritis Necrotizing Fasciitis Night blindness Obesity Osteoarthritis Osteoporosis Otitis Palindromic rheumatism Paratyphoid fever Parkinson's disease Pelvic inflammatory disease Peritonitis Periodontal disease Pertussis Phenylketonuria Plague Poliomyelitis Porphyria Progeria Prostatitis Psittacosis Psoriasis Pubic lice Pulmonary embolism Pilia pneumonia Q fever Ques fever Rabies Repetitive strain injury Rheumatic fever Rheumatic heart Rheumatism Rheumatoid arthritis Rickets Rift Valley fever Rocky Mountain spotted fever Rubella Salmonellosis Scabies Scarlet fever Sciatica Scleroderma Scrapie Scurvy Sepsis Septicemia SARS Shigellosis Shin splints Shingles Sickle-cell anemia Siderosis SIDS Silicosis Smallpox Stevens-Johnson syndrome Stomach flu Stomach ulcers Strabismus Strep throat Streptococcal infection Synovitis Syphilis Swine influenza Schizophrenia Taeniasis Tay-Sachs disease Tennis elbow Teratoma Tetanus Thalassaemia Thrush Thymoma Tinnitus Tonsillitis Tooth decay Toxic shock syndrome Trichinosis Trichomoniasis Trisomy Tuberculosis Tularemia Tungiasis Typhoid fever Typhus Tumors Ulcerative colitis Ulcers Uremia Urticaria Uveitis Varicella Varicose veins Vasovagal syncope Vitiligo Von Hippel-Lindau disease Viral fever Viral meningitis Valley fever Warkany syndrome Warts Watkins Yellow fever Yersiniosis Please help. I think I'm in serious danger.

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    • I have a diseases that makes new want to have sex with a horse [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]

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    • Help?

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    • Edited by Rom: 3/27/2015 1:08:28 PM
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      I have bilateral extension so my legs and feet can bend further than normal. I often twist my ankle because of this. Help me doctor. [spoiler]I'm dead serious[/spoiler]

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      • Edited by will0121: 3/29/2015 2:29:56 AM
        Nvm

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      • ⓈⓄⓊⓃⒹⓈ ⓁⒾⓀⒺ Ⓐ ⒻⓊⒸⓀⒾⓃⒼ ⓅⓁⒶⓃ [spoiler]cure my ADHD[/spoiler]

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        • I accepted #HorseVagIsBestVag, but got a frisky filly, and now have Scabies. Help?

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          • Please prescribe me some medical marijuana. I, errr.. I have leukemia.

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          • I've never seen horse porn is this bad?

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            • How can I control erections when I see hot woman when I'm buying groceries? How can I hide such a noticeable P? I need help, otherwise the MILFs won't stop staring at it :(

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              • [i]I see what you did there, engra.[/i]

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              • Hey boss can I have some "medicine"?

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                • Dick is green

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                • Rip Engra.

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                • I've never seen horse vag! Yes I know I'm a horrible person.

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                  • I my toes easily turn purple in the cold. My fingers don't though... Halp!

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                  • Cant get hard when looking at horse vag

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                    • I have high cortisol, hypoglycemia, and an almost-healed paper cut. What you got for me doc?

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                    • When I go to sleep I'm not awake what do I do

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                      • My nose is clear but my mouth is numb, still feel really good.

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                      • My ass is bloody after rough sex

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                      • My face hurts. Like, a lot.

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                      • The garbage man threw out my homemade festive scarecrow. I'm on the verge of a breakdown.

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                      • Op is worse than a fgt

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                        • Sometimes when I blink I can't see.

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