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3/25/2015 10:10:35 PM
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*we arrive* That'll be $1,000,000.00
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*Shoots driver in the teeth* Sorry, I meant to give you a quick death :( *Runs away* ^__^
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*steals your wallet*
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But you're dead. I shot you in the lower jaw, your teeth went everywhere, and the bottom half of your face is completely shredded apart :/
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[spoiler]im immortal[/spoiler]
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Edited by JAMES Z666: 3/25/2015 11:48:43 PMWell sucks to be you cos you gotta live the rest of your life without a bottom jaw which means you can't eat or drink either so you'll lose all of your muscle mass eventually and become permanently paralysed and permanently in constant agony, hunger, and dehydration, you'll also become incapable of urinating as you'll eventually lose all moisture and your kidneys will dissolve in uric acid as the lack of moisture concentrates it more and more and you'll suffer for eternity. Also you have teeth stuck in your throat, salivary glands, roof-of-mouth, back of your head, and in your tongue. Sorry about that :(
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Nah, im back to normal
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Aw :( *Shoots you again for old time's sakes*
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*you miss*
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I'm drunk; leave me alone :(
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Huehuehuehue *knocks you over the head*
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*Skull splits open splattering blood, brain matter, flesh, and pieces of scalp, hair, and skull all over the place* :/
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*shoves your corpse into the trunk*
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*Regenerates* *Breaks open trunk* *Escapes*
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Hey! Leave the rest of the bodies there ok? !
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But I wanna fu.ck this one!! :(
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Fiiine... hurry up, but you have to leave it there
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Okay :(
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Thank you
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You're welcome!! ^__^
