How many do you have now? [spoiler]I took one while OP was asleep. The potato was crying becuz it got seperated from his family. I told em to shut it and get in the bag or his mom was next. With tears on his soft, chubby cheeks, he fell into the bag like a turd dropping into a toilet. His sobbing came to an end when I realized the potato suffocated in my bag. I immediately panicked since I realized I just committed murder so at first, I was thinking about burying him next to all the other potatoes but I did what no other man would do[/spoiler] Warning! Mature Audiences Only! Intense Gore. [spoiler] I was left with no other choice but to peel his skin off. After it was gone, I had to cut his body up into several long pieces and deep fry his ass. The sound of his body boiling in the extremely hot pot of oil made me take my chef hat off and leave the kitchen to get a breath of fresh air. He ended up in my stomach. Some people may call this cannabalism, others might say he's lying but the truth is I was hungry.[/spoiler]