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Edited by Travis Scott Burger: 6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF

RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means? Edit with a numerical value of 2: Pick-up lines I have tried: I like those panties, what are their drop rate? Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary. Wanna see my black hammer? I have also tried toast/envelope.

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  • You guys keep forgetting about those hidden perks GF have. You could get a bad roll and end up with "Taking away gaming time" or "Do this or that" or even worse: You play to many games, I feel like you are ignoring me and would choose your games over me. On the other hand you could roll great and get "Make meh a sandwich" or "2 player mode active" or even (and the best perk) "funky monkey love"

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