*pulls out another vile* *swallows it* *begins sh-tting uncontrollably* *crawls over to taxi* It has begun!... Here you go. *hands you a sh-t covered dollar bill* I almost forgot your tip. *pulls down pants and shit in your direction* *shits all over your taxi* *begins grabbing his own sh-t and cakes it on the taxi* *the sound of farting and screaming is heard in the distance* Yes! It has begun!

*taxi is shit proof* That'll be $1,000.00