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Edited by Tiber of Astora:
3/23/2015 7:01:39 PM
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I'd like to go to the nearest water source. A spring or a dam perhaps. There's a tip waiting for you if just don't ask questions.
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I never ask questions. It's in my best interest i don't know what happens... *drives to nearest lake*
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*steps out of taxi* Wait here. You'll get your pay... and a little bonus. *walks over to lake* *pulls out vile of brown liquid* *pours it in lake* *whispers* Get rekt b-tches.
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*waits in taxi, not knowing what you did*
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 3/23/2015 7:25:08 PM*pulls out another vile* *swallows it* *begins sh-tting uncontrollably* *crawls over to taxi* It has begun!... Here you go. *hands you a sh-t covered dollar bill* I almost forgot your tip. *pulls down pants and shit in your direction* *shits all over your taxi* *begins grabbing his own sh-t and cakes it on the taxi* *the sound of farting and screaming is heard in the distance* Yes! It has begun!
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*taxi is shit proof* That'll be $1,000.00
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*dies in front of you*
