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Edited by Travis Scott Burger: 6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF

RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means? Edit with a numerical value of 2: Pick-up lines I have tried: I like those panties, what are their drop rate? Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary. Wanna see my black hammer? I have also tried toast/envelope.

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  • Edited by TheLordCypher: 6/3/2015 3:43:58 PM
    The GF bounty is like the necro. Part one- Use your "sword" ;) on a variety of girls until you find one you like. Aka new friend Part two- Upgrade new friend by doing things with her ie movies, dinner, dancing. Now you must continue until "new friend" turns fully purple and becomes "girl friend". Part three- Repeat dinner, dancing, movies but now to fully upgrade girl friend to legendary GF you MUST repeatedly use your sword on her ;) Part four- This is where is gets tricky and a little dangerous. Once upgraded to full legendary you will be asked to get a shinny jewel so she can become Exotic ;). You must be careful! This mission will take you to the deepest and darkest places of your wallet. You will have to fight off sales people and learn the 4 C's. Once you obtain this jewel you will "pull a Crota" and fall on one knee. Then legendary GF turns into exotic fiancée. Side note- If you get bored or tired of exotic fiancée she can be deleted but you will lose the jewel. But if you decide to change exotic fiancée to wife then she becomes a common wife and you only get to use your sword on rare occasions. LOL

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