RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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my gf sat on my lap while i did a raid yesterday [spoiler]it wasnt that great for either of us[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI hear Omnigul is single. She'll probably eat your face off, tho.
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3 Repliesget gud scrub
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2 RepliesYou have under 500 hr tickle fart
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2 RepliesGo gay. That way there is a bigger chance of finding a gamer as your partner ;)
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3 RepliesThey're an exotic bounty, based on how much time you [i]dont[/i] play Destiny.
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2 RepliesYou got to use the LFG, trying to find them ingame is impossibro
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2 RepliesI have 5 and I've only played just over 1000 hours :)
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1 ReplyChrist, i haven't even played LIFE for 3000 hours.
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2 RepliesYeah my whole clans been grinding to get one six of us where in a fireteam in the iron banner when we seen one drop for the other team who lost.
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He's looking for a gf = girlfriend LoL it's a satire post