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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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Hiahuahia, lol
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Good job.
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bump for life
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OP needs a buff
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1 ReplyThat MADE MY DAY
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1 Replytry making a new account maybe that will work
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Only 3000? Scrub.
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2 RepliesGirlfriend? Please check your postmaster.
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1 ReplyThis is the type of unhelpful thread that gets a reply from the moderators.
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1 ReplyLmaoo this made me smile :)
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Edited by mr_eddie93: 3/26/2015 4:11:29 PM
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71 raid completions.. Scrub lord 9000.
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You're better off without one!
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Ha great post !
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1 ReplyThey fixed the cheese of luring a girl with candy to requiring at least a billion dollars.
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#permanoob
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You think you want one.. But really... You don't. Find a nice little slut who you can -blam!- every now and a again who you don't have to sink time, money, and your life away at.
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Strange do you have multiple accounts this shows you havent even reached 600 yet
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Have you tried getting destiny tattoo with your light level and number of crota completions? That will get you some woman, guaranteed!
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10 divided by 10 thread. Would swag again.
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Hahahahaha. That's weird!
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Best Post[spoiler]ever[/spoiler]
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyHahaha best post award
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3 RepliesHave you checked the street corner? [spoiler] plz don't ban me ninjas, t'was only a harmless joke![/spoiler]
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Trust me bro, you don't need one.. They bleed for a week and still don't die!!
