Goddammit.
*runs away from car without paying*
You don't deserve my money! You're the worst taxi driver ever!
*sobs uncontrollably*
English
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*steps on gas peddle, runs over you*
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*intestines explode out of my mouth and a pile of bloody shit and guts lays in front of my corpse*
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That escalated quickly
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Hey, she's the one who ran me over.
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*shoves your corpse into trunk* This should be quiet enough for ya