Chav: a poor English shitizen who relies on benefits and speaks English worse than the illegal immigrants. Know no other clothing brands other than Nike and Adidas. Never seen wearing anything other than tracksuits. Female Chavs are instantly recognisable due to their Oompa-Loompa like skin and crop top. Male chavs usually wear a cap (usually Burberry) and usually end every sentence with the phrase "innit". Can normally be found getting sucked off behind the local Tesco's or walking down the street in gangs of up to 20 harassing girls and old people. Notorious for teen pregnancies, underage drinking, vandalism and being the worst neighbours in the country. Chavs can be found from ages 8-50. Common names are for girls: Chantelle, Stella, Kloe and anything with two parts. Chav boys names are: Tyrone, Troy, Mason and Dwayne. Celebrity examples include footballers, and Mick Phillpott.