Let's talk about you and me.
I'll start.
You ever have a woman crack an egg onto your dick and use the whites as lube and let the yolk sit tenderly atop the head of your erect peen0r? She has to stroke it gently so the yolk doesn't fall. When yolk falls, she yells Yahtzee and I cum everyteim. The egg on my eggs brings the whole thing full circle.
How about you?
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Sex is evil