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3/21/2015 6:23:39 AM
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I dont cuddle... and I'm married to UlcaM, so... where do you need me to take you?
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Umm well.... Take me here *hands note*
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*reads note* *drives you [b]there[/b]*
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STOP. Did you not read the note? *creepily smiles*
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I did read the note... *squints eyes*
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*grabs note from you* It says "Julie's heart"
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*drives you to a truck stop called "julie's heart"* Here we are... that'll be $1,000,000.00
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No no no. You misunderstood. I want your love. *pulls out flowers*
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Ohhh... *blushes* but... i am married.
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Edited by CrazyLincoln: 3/21/2015 6:48:10 AMShhhhh. Your husband doesn't need to know. *starts to unbutton your shirt*
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*slaps you... kicks you against the door* Wth!?!!
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That's it julie.. *likes it* *moves in closer to you*
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No! ! Stop! *punches you in the throat*
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*feels nothing* I love you Julie.
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*jams fingers into your throat, rips your throat out*
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*gets off on it*
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*opens passenger door, kicks you out*
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*pulls you will me*
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*pulls hands back, kicks you out the taxi*
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*grabs the rear of the taxi*
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*drives away*
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*climbs onto the cab and clubs back into through the rear windshield*
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*notices* wth!!! Get out! I love UlcaM
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No Julie! Listen! UlcaM has another woman! He doesn't love you! *hands you photos showing an affair*
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*stops* wh-what???
