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3/21/2015 5:02:08 AM
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If I didn't know what you were about to do, I'd have paid you. *steps out of cab, turns and looks back at you in car dramatically* Pizza awaits.
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*puts cab on reverse, steps on gas pedal, runs you over*
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*lying severely wounded on ground* WHA... What have you done... *coughs blood* I gave you, EVERYTHING *tries to stand, falls on broken leg* HELP ME!!! *coughs severely again* We!... We.. Agh... We only wanted peace
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*reaches into your pockets* Where's my money?!
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Edited by Burgergurgensen: 3/21/2015 5:53:29 AM*still dying* Take it! *throws money with much force* The money is yours! *pauses out of deliriousness* I gave you more than you wanted.. You.. Agh you... Why would you run me over?!... *finds stroke of life* *stands triumphant* I! I am cvidou!.. Nuh!. Fisch fuch... *a very long pause, still standing* I, live. *falls over dead*
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *drags your body into the trunk*
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*wakes abrubtly* I.... I told them you would... I TOLD THEM!... *cough, cough, straining breath* I knew you would. *for real deceased. Leaving you with a sense of remorse and regret*
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*forces your body into the trunk*
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*not dead yet* Noooo! Wait!!... *all the while struggling heavily* I'm, I'm drunk, just take me to a hospital, I love you. *eyes roll back, now it's getting weird* Agh I'm not drunk. I live here. Outside... Outside place, the town. I gave you the.. Yeah, the yeah, the knife. It wes for, it was for yuh. *spits a perfuse amount of blood* I'm, just, sorry. Fuh... Fukx... Fuhk, you.
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*slaps you* What are you talking about?!?!
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Wow. I was pretty hammered when I wrote all that up. Haha great convo Julie! [spoiler]I love you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao... i made this thread whilst drunk[/spoiler][spoiler] https://31.media.tumblr.com/b6fefab7ce060706d27a49fafdac6421/tumblr_inline_na19fdpzuh1sots0h.gif [/spoiler]
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I brought myself here *strains for breath* To forgive you *heart stops beating* *rush of self questioning happens to you* *misunderstanding of self prophecy and destiny floods over contemplacensy of worth* "Large machine gun, is better than rocket launcher" - last words, BlakeBlake...
