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3/19/2015 5:59:59 AM
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Hey Carl thanks for your sweet soul *charges at you and rips out your heart and devours your corpse then captures your soul for torture later on* That was thrilling
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You fool, you can't kill me, I am GOD OF THE THRALL! You attacked one of my many decoys. It would probably be in your best interest to not attempt to assassinate me, Master Oryx does not tolerate attacks on hive gods.
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Fùck Da Police!!!!!!
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*Come out of the car with your hands up right fùcking now or we will be forced to use lethal force and beat you down!*
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Fůck da police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into gargoyle and flies up 50ft into the sky*
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*Shoots you down with armor piercing rounds and places you under arrest for the murders of Michael Jackson and Phillip Seymour Hoffmann*
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[spoiler]is a gargoyle? But fiiine...[/spoiler] *is under arrest* You know i didn't kill these people!!
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*The world disappears into the void* [spoiler]PLOT TWIST![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]damn youuuuu!!![/spoiler]
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[spoiler] I've officially ran out of ideas for now but I will return [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you trip and fall on a pile of thrall shit[/spoiler][spoiler]huehuehuehue [/spoiler]
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We thrall are far more sophisticated than that, we created a device that automatically sends your shit into the void whenever you need to go
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[spoiler]and isn't that where we went? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yeah you can't smell thrall shit but where both probably covered in it right now[/spoiler]
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Yeah both of us are probably gonna die now. We'll maybe just you cause I'm a thrall so...
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[spoiler]but i got rescued. . . (Scroll up)[/spoiler]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/19/2015 7:42:15 PMWelcome to Hell *grabs both of you and drags you to my palace* *sets gargoyle free* Run free my servant of the dark come back soon to decide the fate of the prisoner known as Carl it's all up to you and your state of mind
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*turns into gargoyle, flies away*
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Too bad there haven't been many souls for me to corrupt
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There's a cop that arrested me for crimes i didnt commit... you can take his soul if you want [spoiler]his thread is from last night, you shouldn't have a hard time finding it[/spoiler]
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Alright then Carl are you going to accept your fate or try to run *demonic laughing*
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like this?^
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Hell yeah like dat!!!
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