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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Johnny took some Molly one Friday night with some friends. Johnny tried to push walls, jump over the hoods of cars, tried to get a number off any good looking girl at the bar. Johnny was successful at everything he did that night, so it dawned on Johnny, "I should pop Molly all the time!" Once Monday morning rolls around Johnny is in his physics class, hopped up on Molly. The teacher is talking about momentum and the science behind it, she asks if any of the students want to demonstrate an example of momentum. Johnny gladly arises and says "I will push this wall and the momentum will carry it further than it is now." Later that day Johnny had auto class. The students were fixing up a hummer and Johnny thought it would impress his friends to jump over it. Nearing the end of the day Johnny was still feeling the effects of the drug, and while in the bus line, asked all the pretty girls for their numbers. On the bus home Johnny was coming down off the Molly and started feeling depressed. Other than the physical discomfort, the emotional depression had Johnny feeling awful that he couldn't do any of the things he did on Friday on Monday at school. [spoiler]drugs are a joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]stay alive[/spoiler] [spoiler]read books[/spoiler]

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