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Edited by SENPAI :
3/22/2015 5:12:00 AM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16
If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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5 RepliesI got my asshole fisted by 6 girls at age 12 then had sex with their mothers couches. I AM GOD.
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#satire
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1 ReplyEdited by PureBeast72: 3/21/2015 6:44:39 PMNo, it's just not allowed in Islam, that's all. And by saying that, girls here will deny and let you down simply.
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5 RepliesMe and my buddies sucked each other off when we were 8. Me and my cousin sucked each other off when we were even younger than that. I've been wanting to cut out all my internal organs since then, I'm 20 now. Hear kids at school make fun of cocksuckers everyday, how's that for anxiety? I hate me so much, I'm so -blam!-ing disgusting. Also I'm a basterd, my father has never made an effort to come see me. He'd rather be snorting H on the streets, or chilling in prison. On top of that shit, I'm a true skitzophrantic- to the point that I've had encounters with aliens, and demons, I've been face to face with green men that have left me in crippling, and paralyzing fear. Haha too much dmt being secreted naturally :) I've heard evil laughter randomly in the daytime, as if demons were mocking me. I'm fit and I'm very good looking, but I don't mesh well with any group of people. When I speak with people around my age in public, I don't feel equal to them as a human. I can't even die peacefully, because I was sent away to a Christian group home in 6th grade, and they told me that if I take my own life I'd burn in hell for all eternity. That if I did that The Lord would never forgive me, and I don't even believe the religion. I lost my virginity at 18 to a female.
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1 ReplyEdited by Progo: 3/20/2015 7:54:40 PM[b]All I see in this thread is a bunch of people, including OP, judging the sexualities of other people. [/b] [b]Is your own life so dull you have to be concerned who's banging who? [/b]
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1 ReplyIsn't it illegal?
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[quote] (...)after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. [/quote] You sick summabish!
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Um I don't want to die from aids, do you? Or a baby because that would be annoying
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You know using a blow up doll dosen't count right
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I think you are lying and making this whole story up to sound cool... who comes to a bungie forum to brag about loosing virginity? Lol you nerd
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Nobody has to do it before they are ready. But you are right about it being easy if you have any confidence. It doesn't take a supermodel to do the animal thing. But I think girls should do as I say not as I do and wait until they graduate high school because if they don't wait, there is a high possibility they will screw up their college/life plans following a guy who will probably dump them in six months anyway! Seen it happen to THREE classmates including my best friend.
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[quote]If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.[/quote] -blam!- I lost it when I was in a utterus!
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By the time was a year old in our tribe of badgers I have emoregnated all the badgerettes and when they gave birth our of spring was so strong we conquered all the other tribes and made them our slaves top that for meaning full sex
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7 RepliesEdited by The Space Nib: 3/18/2015 11:51:36 PMEver stop to think that sex is more than a play thing? I've had plenty of chances to bang but I never took them. Sex is meant to be a physical loving bond with someone you love to create a link forever. I want to wait to meet the right girl and actually experience sex with a loving passion. But this generation acts like sex is a game and the more of it you have the more "dominant" you are... So damn stupid...
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3 RepliesOr you mean we have good morals and have self control and would rather get married first to make things special, you and every other fag who does that to a girl don't deserve True love and im sure youl never find it
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1 ReplyAre you retarded
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1 ReplyI lost my virginity at 8 years old. Get on my level, skrub.
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3 RepliesSorry, I'm waiting for marriage.
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1 ReplyI lost it at 14 goml
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You forgot the satire tag
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1 ReplyIf you haven't lost your virginity at 16 you're probably doing something right. LoL
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I'm pretty Senpai said he was like 13 or 15
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1 ReplyHAHAHAHA THEY'RE STILL FALLING FOR IT
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1 Reply16? Pfft that's nothing. Lost mine at 8, they wanted me so bad. [spoiler]got -blam!-[/spoiler] [spoiler]doesnt matter had sex[/spoiler]
