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3/16/2015 9:49:08 AM
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Yeah he kinda died when he took the first snort so I put his body in the trunk, take me to Jay Leno's house
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*drives to jay lenos house*
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He said he can take care of the problem, but he wants a cash payment in doll hairs instead of dollars so...
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*drives you to a barbie factory*
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Get the doll hairs, As you drive me back to Jay Leno's house you accidentally hit Barack Obama
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Hahahahahahaaahahahaaaa!!!! *puts it in reverse and drives forward again*
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I put the body in the trunk, we drive to Jay Leno's, he takes care of Rick James' body in exchange for doll hairs, but he refuses to care of Barack Obama's body because there would be to much heat so we have to figure out what to do with the body
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*sells the body in parts*
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Take us to church to confess our sins
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*takes you to church* That'll be $1,000,000.00
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Will you marry me?
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Uhhh... [spoiler]im already married to UlcaM from floodzone bar[/spoiler]
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Yeah but I'm one of those rare Jewish Thrall so you know what that means... [spoiler]I'm filthy rich and very cheap![/spoiler]
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Lmfao [spoiler]damn it, the next girl will be very lucky to have you. But I'm happy with UlcaM[/spoiler]
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Thanks for the free taxi service *Disappears into the void*
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*sets the void on fire* [spoiler]cause magic[/spoiler]
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*Reappears out from the now burning void and pushes you in* [spoiler]Cause I'm Jewish[/spoiler]
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*tosses glimmer on the ground*
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The ring is worth 5,999,999,999,999 Glimmer... [spoiler]That's Trillion[/spoiler]
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*Nearly has a heart attack, but quickly converts to Buddhism*
