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3/15/2015 4:01:38 AM
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*the usb is destroyed*
good thing ive killed you trice and i have other 2 back up memories
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I dont want to kill you as i can arrest you *randomly becomes robocop *
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*rocket punches you then throws a cryo granade to frezze you then walks away (beacuse robocop is slower than tanks)*
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*becomes spawn and chases you*
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*agent badgers stosp you and throws you to the ground* *Badger* I am agent badger. AND BREATH GUNSMOKE FORM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!! *punches you breaking yoour face and throws you to the wall*
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*pulls badger with chain and sends him to the underworld and is tormented by the devil*
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*2 minutes later* a door from hell opens with badger walking out with the BFG9000 and tons of deon blood* *badger* Long time ahvne tbeen there. Dad told me about his adventures ther. his name was DooM MC guy. I am DooM MC guy. JR
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*pulls his head off with chain releases it and shoots it*
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*grabs you chains and dodges the bullet* AHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts spining you around with tyour won chainss then smashes you agaisnt hte ground*
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*flies and catches you with the house of 40k (spawns cape)*
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*badger* i always wanted to use this *takes out the axe of an agnel with Gods fire in it* AHAHAHAH *stikes you wiht the axe*
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*leaves a gash on my chest now im severely damaged and flees*
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ahahhaha I know your weakness HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll be back for more
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come at me
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Are you.... sure?
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*badger* I DO NOT FEAR NOTHING!
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*whips chain and pulls the hammer of pistol and cracks neck * Im ready....
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*Badger* ehhehe * injects berzerk srynge* unlike others i dont loose contorl with this. *bursts nto flames and readies*
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*fires pistol and throws three frags*
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*dodges bullets jumps and uses the blast to upcloses then swings the axe upward cutting the chain*
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Catches you with cape amd rapidly punches ten times*
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*while been punched grabs you face and strikes wiht the axe to the neck*
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*Bails from fight cause peace*
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*badger* AWWWWWWWWWWWW -blam!- U PEACE LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Still left and no longer spawn i just remembered he was god at one point
