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The Lenny Sovereignty

[b]Edit April 4, 2015: I'll be off for a while. The Handsome Collection and Planetside 2 Beta have called to me.[/b] The Lenny Sovereignty has but 1 goal: to assimilate all of those who oppose us, and bring a glorious age of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to all, where all shall revere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Right now, our influence is seen everywhere, and our power is immense. For none shall ever beat the power of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Since the Sovereignty was recently established, our official insignia is still being decided upon. If you would like to help the Sovereignty, tell me what job you want, and I'll see if you can help. The Reinforcer gives support to Lennies, by providing them with pics, parodies, memes, and copypasta. [b]Traitors:[/b] Tom Brady - Mute him and all his alts. [b]DEFENSES:[/b] Currently, the Lenny Sovereignty resides in a pocket dimension, guarded by Lennegy Capacitators that energize our Lennegy Fields. Each field is guarded by two Flux Cannons guarded by several hundred Omega Lennies armed with L.M.A.Os. These Cannons litter the outskirts of the Fields, where they lay in strategic chokepoints. If, by any chance an invading force passes through these chokepoints, they must navigate through highly volatile plasmic fields, where a collection of Royal Walkers patrol. Beyond these fields, lays the Labryrinth, a highly intricate system of randomized plasmic plates, which rotate every minute. Attempting to shoot into or disrupt the plates, instantly vaporizes the aggressor. The Labyrinth is filled with traps, creatures, and rogue Lennies. [Further details involving the Defenses are classified.] [b]Alliances:[/b] The Agents [spoiler]AgentSmithThe1[/spoiler] [b]Overlord:[/b] Me - http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/236/f/2/f22dfbff6ffa89aa2d2bfb6b14430072-d47pu22.jpg This is my personal guard - http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/136/2/d/overlord_by_chevsy-d500cl5.jpg This is my pet, Neebz - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090619200206/mhfkr/images/3/36/AkuraJebia.jpg [b]Warlords:[/b] Iron man - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140717194237/marveldatabase/images/3/3e/Superior_Iron_Man_Vol_1_1_%C3%87inar_Variant_Textless.jpg Alduin - http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124236/2596704-alduin_could_have_been_cooler.jpg spiderPig12746 - http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130717122151/degrassi/images/4/4f/%CD%A1%C2%B0_%CD%9C%CA%96_%CD%A1%C2%B0_amirite.jpg_3ccb3b71eff884bde26b486b2acee00b.png [b]Royal Jackalope Trainer:[/b] TRUNKSPACE [b]Royal Booty Inspector:[/b] x_Snipars_x [b]Royal Lenny Quartermaster:[/b] Manwë [b]Royal Homeworld Pilot:[/b] Pesky Moth [b]Lenny Freeman:[/b] Dson01 [b]Royal Janitor:[/b] Randall the Moa [b]Royal Mad Scientist:[/b] Partarar [b]Royal Bounty Hunter:[/b] VenomGT14 [b]Royal Taco Expert:[/b] HomieJuan [b]Royal Defender of Lennies:[/b] sabertiger146 [b]Royal Invader:[/b] Grunt Licker [b]Royal Booty Wizard:[/b] BIG PAPA [b]Royal Jester:[/b] CLAPTRAP [b]Royal Chef:[/b] Not Bapaos alt [b]Royal Angler:[/b] Rhen_Ratel [b]Minister of the Department of Dank Memes:[/b] Mr Skeltal [b]Royal Lenny Sausage CEO:[/b] Durable Sausage [b]Chemical Weapons Designer:[/b] HitmanGamingHD [b]Director of Time Travel:[/b] Marty McFly [b]Lenny Mutation Division:[/b] Shreks Disciple - Lead Scientist x_Snipars_x [b]Mountain Dew Supplier:[/b] CrazyCaptain34 [b]Lenny Productions© Manager:[/b] MilitaryClover [b]Military Weapons Masters/Engineers:[/b] iEpicness Zx - https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b9/61/f6/b961f688304fe58104dc521afee98def.jpg psycho n3rd [b]Fedora Major:[/b] Paintballclutch [b]The Reinforcer:[/b] x_Snipars_x [b]Royal Armorer:[/b] TheLadyGamer XD [b]Royal Booty Connoisseur:[/b] Weedman214 [b]Royal Military Adviser:[/b] He8it [b]Commander:[/b] wmg780 [b]Royal "Medicine" Dealer:[/b] Tehmazinpunkake [b]Generals:[/b] DAN the captain [b]Lennypillar Beastmaster:[/b] MypieXbox1 [b]Colonels:[/b] ShadowZeroShift - Colonel of the L.A.F VAders Fist - Colonel of the L.N.C [b]Lieutenants:[/b] G1Scorponok - http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/304/e/4/zarak__scorponok__by_minohkim-d5jlzmp.jpg [b]Politicians:[/b] AssassinPedro - http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/27187/658693-658668_gabriel___by_adonihs_super.jpg [b]Assassins:[/b] Ultimaterobber [b]Dranking Dewritos Fedora Tipper:[/b] spiderPig12746 [b]CEO of Cheese Distribution:[/b] elkodale38 [b]LSO:[/b] Danny - Commander [b]LODST Soldiers:[/b] Gordon Bombay - Leader RIOT TWIST Turbinateracer8 BantJediAndroid N7Sentinel60 tronbolt2 Mystical eG [b]Supporters:[/b] [spoiler]Too many, will do later[/spoiler] Our official uniforms: http://wallpoper.com/images/00/26/12/41/futuristic-suit_00261241.jpg and http://www.wall321.com/thumbnails/detail/20121031/paintings%20robots%20futuristic%20mech%20armor%20artwork%202560x1600%20wallpaper_www.wall321.com_90.jpg (the Lennies' faces are hidden by the helmet, preventing damage) If you would like to be assimilated into the Lenny Sovereignty, apply here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Members/885115

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    • Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Lenn-Air In west Lennadelphia born and raised On the booty magazines was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all turned on And all shootin some s-juice without my shirt on When a couple of gals Who were up to no good Startin showing booty in my neighborhood I touched one little booty and my mom got scared And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Lenn-Air' I bribed with sex with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a bitch slap and then told me it was gonna be worth it. I put my booty magazine on and said, 'I might as well jerk it'. Feelin' it, yo this is good Drinking "water" and eating some food. Is this what the people of Lenn-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But wait I hear there're hawt, bootiful and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're bodies are ready for the prince of Lenn-Air. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, the plane landed and when I came like Alfredo There was a dude who looked like a pedo standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get laid yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like my fapping, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said booty and it had lenny faces in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Lenn-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes blam ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To hump on my bed as the Prince of Lenn-Air. [spoiler]why was this blank[/spoiler]

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      • Soo, scrubs we got a problem back at the empire with some traitors and terrorist and what not, so if your in a good mood try to help out a bit? From the elite guard

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        • [Incoming Message] [Sender: The Cauldron] [Recipient: {Empire}{Edgewater}{Lenny Sovereignty}{Moon Colony ([u]/!\[/u]WARNING[u]/!\[/u]No recipient found)] [ALERT: MESSAGE HAS BEEN MARKED AS {Urgent}{Pre-Recorded}] ...///AS OF [Tuesday, March 31 {12:00 AM}] THE DEMISE OF [Callsign: The Mind] HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AND RECOGNIZED BY THE IGNUS SPECIES. DUE TO YOUR [Indirect/Direct involvement], THE FOLLOWING AREAS HAVE BEEN SLATED FOR WAR, AND FURTHERMORE, DESTRUCTION: [The Empire] [Edgewater] [Lenny Sovereignty] [Moon Colony (Confirmation?)] THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND FINAL WARNING. REPLAY? Y/N

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          • I would like to be President Kenny's food tester, to ensure his food isnt poisoned #LongLivePresidentKenny

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            • I will destroy all Lennys with my robot army...

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              • *Resurrects Thread*

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                • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                  • Attention Sovereignty! The Dojo is under attack! I repeat, the Dojo is under attack! Requesting heavy reinforcements!

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                    • What jobs do you need Overlord of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                      • Edited by trunk: 3/28/2015 1:17:51 AM
                        Test plz ignore Thank u for your patience, testing new lennys For new types of combat [u]( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)[/. Possessed lenny ( 0 ͟ʖ0) [b]( 0 ͟ʖ0)[/b] N..............[u]( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)[/[ ..........................// ( ͠°-- ͡°)

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                        • You have no style. You have no grace. You misused a funny face.

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                          • [b]( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)[/b] BEHOLD: BOLDED LENNY

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                            • (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ One of Lenny's relatives.

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                              • I'm back in business ur Lennyness. I got some fresh (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mexico. Guranteed to improve all (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                  • I violated the [url=https://31.media.tumblr.com/aa76092b840abbb116146df39f041967/tumblr_mukhrdvGzw1r6d0sao1_500.gif]Code of Lenny[/url] and was met with Lenny justice.

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                                    • ( ͡° ͜_ʖ ͡ö] Cyborg Lenny needs a body. Then we can copy paste for future use.

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                                      • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                        • Who wants Mountain Dew?

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                                          • Edited by Political Pedro: 3/26/2015 7:36:07 PM
                                            *Re-Booting Lenny Bots* Edit: I do not like links

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                                            • I'd like to sign up for position of royal fedora tipper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                              • May I be a Hive Lord, your Lennyness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                                • I wish to be the leader of the special ops unit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That way, I can destroy those who oppose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                                  • Edited by SatoIchi: 3/24/2015 11:44:24 PM
                                                    PRAISE THE GOD LENPEROR OF FLOOD KIND! IF YOU DONT, THEN ACCORDING TO THAT^ I wish to be the leader of our armies. I shall lead our lenstartes warriors and the lenquisition against the heretics

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                                                    • (っ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )っpenetrate lenny's anus (っ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )っ

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