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3/12/2015 5:58:21 PM
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*eats waffles*
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*yells* Noooo! *while still holding you *
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*dramatically bites waffle in slow motion* *Pagliacci plays in background*
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* crying while holding you *
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*slowly bites into waffle* *savors bite*
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* slaps waffles out of your hand *
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*waffle falls to ground and combusts leaving nothing but ashes* Fool! What have you done!?
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I did what had to be done
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I see.... *drops to knees sobbing*
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* throws a tissue * It's all your fault, if you just let me steal it
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I'm sorry.......
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Quite the rollercoaster of emotions.
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Wow! How did you get here?! I could probably sell you pants here...but they could only work here...
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What happened to me being an "enemy"? Not to be intrusive but I saw you within the walls not five minutes ago selling pants to some guy. How'd you get here so fast?
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....I control all pants... Giving me many powers.. Your not a threat here. And as long as you don't have an advantage in the empire they will not see this as conversing with an enemy. Here I see you as an equal and a friend.
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It was a misunderstanding! *sighs* Can you make a special order?
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All the pants I make are! You can decide what pants you want!
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Ones that allow me to boost my overall stamina endurance and speed whilst still looking rad?
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Hmmmm... That pair of pants Has already been taken but.... *digs through bag* Here you go. *gives pair of black pants with 2 pockets on the sides.* How about you being able to summon 2 broadswords in combat? And able to duel wield them both? And while you use these swords your stamina is increased greatly?
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For the Lo-- how many times has it been? Three? Four? It was a misunderstanding, I'm not your enemy! *sighs* Can I request a special order?
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For the--what is it the fourth? Fifth? Sixth time I've said it? It was a misunderstanding. I'm not your enemy!
